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Thanks to Reggie Bush's involvement in the USC Football scandal, USC has had to vacate wins from his Heisman Trophy winning season.

Thanks to Reggie being an idiot, Kim Kardashian is back on the market! We salute you.

OJ Mayo

Has now, according to records, never attended USC thanks to his involvement with Rodney Guillory.

Unfortunately for USC, they cannot get back the money they gave Mayo.

In a recent public statement, USC has said, "A special thank you goes out to OJ Mayo. According to the NCAA you have never actually attended USC, did not help us win any games, and therefore did not help us advance to the NCAA Tournament. Thank you for not doing anything."

New Members

Nebraska & Colorado are the first two schools to realign themselves with new conferences. Nebraska will enter the Big Ten & Colorado will enter the PAC-10.

Nebraska may actually be able to play and be competitive in the methodical Big Ten and football should remain competitive.

Colorado will continue to struggle in basketball because let's face it, they just aren't very good. Colorado should help the PAC-10's football conference.

So, who is next?

NEWSFLASH

USC football was cheating! I think I second everybody when I say, "No $%@!"

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Remember when Lindsay Lohan looked like this...

Fun Facts

Heading to South Africa for the 2010 World Cup? Here are some facts that I'll give you permission to use to amaze your fellow travelers...

-Half of the world's gold is produced in South Africa.
-South Africa has three capitals: Cape Town (legislative), Pretoria (administrative), and Bloemfontein (judicial).
-Johannesburg has a population of 2.6 million.
-On March 26, 1998, American U.S. president Bill Clinton visited South Africa...no word if Monica traveled with him.
-South Africa has more Nobel Prizes than Mexico(3) India (2) Brazil (0)Argentina (3) Cuba (0), and the People´s Republic of China (1).
-South Africa superstar Charlize Theron is an icon in Africa.
-Golf is a popular sport in South Africa.

Ok, you're ready for your travels. Good luck and bring back some gold!

Golden Tate will have three maple bars, and a coffee light and sweet

Maple bars are pretty popular in the west and apparently very popular in the pacific northwest. Just ask Seattle Seahawks rookie Golden Tate who wondered into the bakery Top Pot Doughnuts that is connected to his apartment complex. Tate at around 3am just happened to sample a maple bar. After the owner realized it was him, he was let off with a warning. The best line comes from Head Coach Pete Carroll who was able to endorse the bakery that supplies pastries and coffee at Qwest Field.

"No, I'm not disappointed at a guy being at a doughnut shop at 3 in the morning when they got maple bars like Top Pot has," Carroll deadpanned.

Source: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5265276